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  1. 18 points
    Guest

    I'm on Duty this week

    Thought I'd just give a mention, and hopefully a boost, to the Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal this year. I've been helping out with selling poppies and won the local Asda store just outside Fareham... I have just been so impressed with the generosity of local people willing to donate pretty large amounts for their poppies and broaches. And of course, all going to a great cause. So if I'm not posting so much on here this week you know where I am.
  2. 14 points
    Well, having asked Admin to provide a "reviews and blogs" section, I guess i should start us off. Hopefully this is the first of many blogs that others will post in the months ahead. This is a slightly edited version of my daily blog from last month, that you may have seen posted elsewhere. I hope it's of interest. Day 1 - Fjord Focus Well, here we are for our 7 day cruise to Norway on the glorious Oriana, and we had a really decent run down to Southampton despite the almost constant rain this morning. In fact, I think we would have made it in record time had we not hit the traffic going to the Southampton Boat Show at the exact second we received a text from a friend at P&O warning us of traffic going to the Southampton Boat Show - doh! But, it wasn't too bad and my only real complaint was the foliage that Southampton Council seem to be growing along the quayside dual carriageway to stop cruisers rubber necking for an early look at the ship they will board minutes later anyway. By bouncing up and down at the wheel however, it was still possible to get a good, if intermittent, view of both the beautiful Oriana (berthed at the Mayflower terminal) and the look of surprise on the face on the white van man driving in the adjacent lane. Anyways, we were soon onboard and Mandy my wife was thoroughly enjoying herself unpacking our cases to Downton Abbey repeats on the in-cabin tele. Then, just as I was wondering if she would have been equally content with the Downton DVD box set on the tele at home for a week, my world came crashing down - we've only forgot to pack my undies! Mand's immediate solution is that i should wear her knickers until we can buy me some shreddies in Bergen on Sunday!?! Which obviously sounds a ridiculous option until you realise that, other than going commando, it is the only option. Suffice to say, I will be prising elasticated frilly bits from my mango cheeks for the next 48 hours. i will also be crossing the road VERY carefully in Bergen on Sunday I can assure you. I am a little suspicious that Mandy may have just hidden my underwear though, as her "I have a list for every eventuality" approach to life means things are rarely forgotten. She has just also had her nose put out of joint as Domnic, our cabin steward for the second successive cruise (we were in the same cabin in April) gave me a huge bear hug of a greeting, whilst Mandy only got a respectful hand shake. It was quite a touching moment actually, Domnic spotted us walking down the corridor towards him and opened his arms wide in readiness for a hug a good 30 yards before we got to him, and clearly remembered us bless him. i'm sure he was just being respectful as I say, what with Mand being a lady and all, but she didn't even get a peck on the cheek. So I think my absent Calvin Klein's, and the resulting knicker wearing, may just be her playing out some kind of sick revenge on her part. Either way dinner this evening, whilst excellent, felt a little different. A feeling of claustrophobia to strangely specific parts on my undercarriage kind of different. Not surprisingly, I couldn't face the meatballs. And on that note, and having barely mentioned cruising at all (will try harder tomorrow I promise), I will bid you all goodnight. Day 2 - Fjord One Night Only. Twas an early night last night, with us retiring to the cabin straight after a very good first Headliners Show. So, despite the clocks going forward last night, and us therefore losing an hour, we both felt pretty good this morning as we put away a decent late breakfast courtesy of room service. in fact, it was mid-morning before we vacated the cabin to find the atrium full of the lengthy duty free queue taking advantage of this mornings "extra 15% off" offer. That's ok, we've no pressing need for owt so happily went without. Weather wise it was dry but very windy today and, although nothing too major movement wise, it's been very much a day to be indoors. The wind is actually a head wind so our arrival in Bergen tomorrow will be delayed until lunch time, which could complicate our plans to meet up with our friends that live there, but I suspect that's partly due to Captain David Pembridge slowing the ship slightly to keep things comfortable for everyone. I've been on ships where he has opted to do that before and, personally, I'm all for it, especially as we have a large number of first timers onboard this cruise. For us, I'm glad to say, today was a day just to relax and unwind and, in Mandy's case, that meant mellowing out in the Spa having a full wax and polish (or whatever you girls get done in there). Or at least she did until some numpty left his key card in the cabin and was forced to break two key rules, namely - first rule of Spa day (don't interrupt spa day) and second rule of spa day (don't even think about breaking the first rule of Spa day). Fortunately for me, it was but a brief interlude to her back, sack and crack (?!?), and I made it up to her later on by accompanying her to the movie. It was called Quartet, was very good and full of really decent, mostly elderly, actors few of whom i had seen in quite a while. Indeed, so elderly was the sizeable cast list, it's the only film i've ever seen on a cruise ship where the average age of the actors surpassed that of the audience (just). Good film though and, at 98 minutes, not so long that the wife's knickers you're wearing start to feel like cheese wire. Then tonight we had our first formal night, and Captain's Welcome Aboard Party, which was good. There were a few fellas there who's idea of formal wear appears to be just wearing ankle length trousers, but they made an effort I think, and it's good to see demand for patent leather trainers finally taking off. But the main thing is Mandy, who always looks forward to the formal nights, and had had the spa place various fruits and vegetables on her face for a large part of the day in preparation, looked absolutely stunning. I, on the other hand, was about to sink a couple more free drinks that was wise. Yes, I'm afraid I may have disgraced myself slightly last night. In my defence, one of the waitresses in the Welcome Aboard Party did ply me with free drinks for 40 solid minutes. It was the same waitress who seemed to think she knew Mandy earlier in the day when she offered to provide her with her "usual" Black Russian at the ungodly hour of 10.00am. Having never had a Black Russian in her life, either socially or alcoholically, Mand thinks it was a case of mistaken identity, but the lady concerned still provided me with both red wine and champers a plenty, so I'm not complaining. That said, Mand whispered in my ear, as early as 7.10pm, that I was slurring my words and I fear I may well have talked complete and utter rubbish from that point onwards. Shame, I used to be able to really drink when I was younger! Then, we followed another excellent dinner with a few drinks in Tiffany's. As luck would have it, Claire, the resident pianist we enjoyed so much in April, rejoined Oriana yesterday too, and provided the perfect accompaniment to my alcohol induced progression from tipsy to fairly bladdered. Maybe it's just as well our arrival in Bergen is delayed after all. Day 3 - Fjord Old Times Sake On our delayed arrival in a dry, but cloudy, Bergen we were immediately met by our friends Jules and Thomas (and their two boys, Marcus and Dominic) and whisked off to their home in a suburb of Bergen for lunch. That meant driving straight up a huge mountain, down the other side and passing fjord after fjord until we got to the particular one on which their house is situated in a place called Lysekloster. It is a truly stunning place to live and we spent a lovely afternoon catching up and feeding our faces in their lovely Nordic style home. So enjoyable was it in fact, and the afternoon shot by so fast, that we came dangerously close to missing Oriana's final boarding time. But we just about made it onboard in time. As it happens, we needn't have worried as, on boarding, we were immediately advised that Oriana was now staying in port until 10pm. This was because, rather than sail the regulation minimum 12 miles out to sea tonight, that cruise ships must go in between ports, the Captain had obtained permission from the authorities to take a much shorter, closer to shore route, thus avoiding a nasty overnight storm currently brewing further out. So, a much shorter, and calmer, route for us tonight which also effectively doubled the amount of time we got in port today. I'm not sure many took advantage of that as, by then, the rain had arrived and, for me personally, the excesses of last night were fast catching up with me, but hats off to the Captain again for going above and beyond to ensure the comfort of his passengers. The only slight downside of today is that we still haven't seen much of Bergen, and its world heritage site harbour. But our priority on both our visits here now has been to see our friends. We did see bits from the car as we drove by, and both the Bryggen (old harbour) and the King's "castle" looked great in very different ways, but we'll be back for sure. And Jules' suggestion that we do a Bryggen based pub crawl next time, should then tick the tourist box as well as the catching up with old friends one. Tomorrow we are in Flam (pronounced Flom) and we have tickets for the highly recommended Flam mountain railway. Sadly, it's predicted to rain until late morning, by which time we should be at the top, so keep your fingers crossed that the rain stops at the right time and we get the full benefit of those amazing views. Oh and before I go, you'll be pleased to hear my underwear miraculously appeared today after Mandy "found" my six missing pairs in a, supposedly, previously unchecked pocket of our luggage. Funny that, I could have sworn I checked there! Night all. Day 4 - Thanks Fjord the Memories A wet old day in Flam today but that train ride up the mountain turned out to be the perfect excursion for such a soggy day. Well, ok, we did get wet during the 5 minute walk to and from the railway station, and during the 5 minute stop off half way up at the Kjos Waterfall, but the latter especially was well worth it, totes amaze balls. The rest of the 2 hour journey was spent in the dry and warmth of the our carriage and we saw some stunning sights unimpaired by rain, mist or cloud. It was great, and I've realised I'm really starting to love Norway. It's not that I ever disliked it, just that I'm really warming to the place. In fact, with all the smoked fish and meat balls I've had this cruise, I think I may be turning into a Scandinavian. I'm not quite at the point where i would change my name to Sven, drive a Volvo and wear big, elaborately patterned jumpers made out of Bjorn Borg's beard, but give it time. One things for sure though, that ride up the mountain today was ace. The trip back down wasn't quite as enjoyable due to two very loud ladies who decided they would regale the whole carriage with stories of such mind numbing tedium, I was ready to throw myself under the very train we were travelling in. At one point, they announced that the people in the next cabin to them had the temerity to knock on their door last night to ask them to keep their voices down. The irony of our whole carriage, and very possibly the carriages either side of us, hearing every word of this story, such was their decibel level, was totally lost on them. I lasted about a third of the journey down before I tore my excursion ticket in two, screwed the two halves into balls and then, very visibly, shoved one in each ear. It did the trick nicely. After a relaxing afternoon onboard, we got ready nice and early for tonight's 70's themed evening and had some pre-dinner drinks in Tiffany's. i'm afraid that, other than my existing 70's style chest hair and medallion, we didn't really look the part dress wise but then few, if anyone else, dressed up either. And the best bit of 70's night by far was a fella called Steve Larkin, who provided us with a brilliant, and very funny, Freddy Mercury tribute act. He was fantastic. Although I hope for his sake those teeth were fake. And then finally, we ended up watching the semi-regular Abba themed show from the Headliners which is always good. A really good day. Day 5 - Fjord the Love of God A lovely sunny day today in Olden on the beautiful Nordfjord, with temperatures hitting a balmy 16 degrees. Or at least they did at sea level. I can assure you it was a lot cooler than that at the Birksdal Glacier at 9.30am, with a wind so bracing it brought tears to your eyes. Due to my slight mobility issues (and lazy arsed missus) we had opted to do the glacier via a Troll Car. That effectively meant a 15 mile coach drive along the picturesque Nordfjord Valley (which, in itself, was well worth the visit here), a steep and winding 10 minute drive in the Troll Car (basically a 6 man, open topped jeep with just a roll bar to protect you from the elements) and then an even steeper final 15 mins on foot. Other than them both involving mountains, you really couldn't get much different from yesterday's Flam railway excursion, but it was just as enjoyable despite the cold. The Troll cars themselves were good fun and, at one point, we crossed a bridge so close to a huge waterfall, that we actually drove through it's freezing spray. And if that didn't wake us up, the wind we encountered shortly afterwards certainly did - whenever we turned in a certain direction, this amazingly strong wind came straight off the glacier and literally took our breath away. We should have guessed really as, whilst we were all dressed in coats and scarves, the Troll Car drivers were dressed for an Arctic Winter. However, we seemed in better nick than the other excursion walking the 45 minutes each way, as some of them were dressed just in jumpers and still had a long trek ahead of them. But it was all worth it, everything looked spectacular and the green and white colouring of the glacier looked almost like a scoop of Mint Swirl ice cream had just been lumped on top of the mountain. Alas, almost as soon as we got there, it was time to come back, which is probably just as well as Mandy was rejecting all my invitations to join the Glacier High Club (surely the Nordic equivalent of the Mile High Club). Or at least I think it was Mandy, as all the ladies were feeling the cold so much by this point, that their coats and scarves were covering everything except their eyes. But anyway, someone rejected my advances, and so we trounced back to the coach park cafe for much needed coffee and cake. Our guide, Colleen, then ensured an entertaining and informative coach drive back past some amazing scenery, the higher parts of which had been dusted with the first snow of winter just yesterday. Colleen was great actually. Being Irish born, brought up in New Zealand before marrying a Welshman and living in Olden for 30 years, accent wise she was one hell of a mix, and occasionally sounded like the Swedish chef from the muppets, but a really nice lady. After lunch and a snooze we went back ashore to re-explore Olden itself, which didn't seem quite as sleepy as the last time we were here 3 years ago. It is still a stunning mixture of colours and scenery though, with the Nordfjord itself stretching as far as the eye can see, and appearing to be surrounded on all sides by lush green valley and those snow dusted mountain. Not to mention the dozens of gorgeous little wooden houses spread around on all sides. It's a really special place. Then tonight it was 60's and 70's theme night. Yes I know, I thought it was last night - which would have made more sense given the entertainment on offer yesterday - but no, it was tonight, and a good number dressed up. There is even talk of a 70's themed party, which sounds good. However, having climbed every bleeding mountain in Norway these last few days ( or that's how it feels), I'm totally knackered and so, after a very brief nightcap , I'm off to bed. Stavanger tomorrow. Night all. Day 6 - Great Weather Fjord Ducks Today we spent a lazy morning in the cabin recovering from yesterday's efforts, and waiting for the rain to stop outside. It gave us a chance to look back at yesterday's photos and marvel again at that glacier. Although my in depth research had involved some pre-cruise documentary watching (Ice Age 2, The Melt Down), I was still surprised by the glacier's vivid green streaks. Apparently that colour can change through the year, often coming through as more of a blue and reflects, I think I'm right in saying, the chemicals and ore within the rock it sits on. It really looked amazing, almost turquoise. One thing I forgot to mention yesterday was one of the tunnels we went through during the coach drive to the the troll car pick up point. It was called a Troll Hole and looked to be just a tube-like piece of corrugated iron that ran, for about 500 metres, under a part of the mountain prone to avalanches during the winter. As we approached it, I thought surely we aren't going through that, as well as flimsy it looked tiny. But go through it we did and, with flashbacks going through my head of every tunnel based disaster movie I have ever seen, 30 seconds later we popped out the other end. At which point, I discretely crossed myself and mouthed a silent thank you skywards. Anyhoo's, having recharged this morning, we had an early lunch and went ashore to enjoy Stavanger's charms. Our timing was almost perfect as, for the first time today, the rain stopped. Sadly though, the heavens opened an hour later on our way back to the ship with a downpour of biblical proportions. Had we come back 5 minutes earlier we would have been fine. As it was we were soaked through and dripped all the way to the cabin. Before that however, we really enjoyed strolling around the old town's pretty white wooden houses that stretched right down to where a colour co-ordinated Oriana sat towering over them like an ill advised multi storey extension. It made for quite the contrast. We also had a stroll around the inside of the cathedral which was much bigger than it looked from the outside. It was built almost entirely from stone and housed the most intricately carved pulpit. It was about 20 feet high and depicted scenes from a 3 foot Samson "holding" the whole thing up, to the Resurrection at the top. For something so ornate and elaborate, and carved in the 1600's, it was in amazing condition. The cathedral is well worth a visit I think and, having got so wet later on, I only wish we had visited it last rather first. But we haven't done too bad this cruise as it's the first time we've been caught in any proper rain - unlike yesterday afternoon's walking excursion to the glacier who all experienced an hour+ of constant and freezing rain - so we shouldn't complain. Also, we did have a chuckle on the way back to the ship when we spotted that the high speed passenger ferry here is called "Fjordfart". And there was me thinking that's what I was doing in Olden yesterday shortly after sinking a Mulligatawny Soup for lunch. Then, late this afternoon, as we departed Stavanger, the onboard shops had a 70% off sale. Apparently, despite being sat in the sauna at the time, I was also unknowingly Christmas shopping for my wife! Net result, Mandy now has two new Guess handbags which, I'm told, I knew were perfect for her the moment I didn't see them. I'm just glad she forgot it's her birthday next month!! Right, second and final formal night tonight and I still need to remember how to tie my bow tie. Toodles. Day 7 - One Fjord The Road Due to us seeing the late performance of the show by the brilliant Headliners last night, and my usual fatigue related issues now kicking in big time, we had a lazy lie-in this morning and a late breakfast in Al Fresco. With it being a distinct shade of North Sea grey outside, we quickly fuelled up on a bacon panini each and shot off to the cinema. They were showing a Tom Cruise movie called Oblivion which was very good. It was a bit like Star Wars meets Total Recall (plus 10 minutes of the English Patient), and the best sci-fi movie I've seen in long while. I stayed awake the whole two hours so it must have been good! Then after Mandy did some brief packing, I treated her to lunch in the same Peninsular Restaurant we've lunched at every day, because I treat that girl like a Princess. Regretfully, we managed to sit within hearing distance (I.e the opposite side of the restaurant) of those two loud ladies from the Flam train the other day, and it was funny to hear them talking about that very trip. They were saying that, of the 30 of us in the railway carriage, everyone else was just miserable, once again completely missing the fact that they were the cause of that misery. It's said that Norway already has one of the highest suicide rates in Europe, but it came damn close to having 28 more that day. God they were dull. And incredibly loud. And in Flam no one hears you scream (everyone has screwed up excursion tickets in their ears!). Needless to say, of the 6 people sat with them at lunch today, 5 looked as miserable as sin and the other one was face down in plate of satay sauce, presumably in some kind of nut allergy based cry for help. The Jam Roly Poly was nice though :-) Then tonight, after a final dinner, and pre/post dinner drinks enjoying pianist Claire in the Crow's Nest, we saw the second of Steve Larkins' (Freddie Mercury) shows, which was great fun again. He really is a showman and clearly passionate about Freddie and Queen. And his delivery is just the right balance of great, Freddie style, vocals and light hearted humour. Mandy especially, really loved it. Oh, and we sat a bit closer to him tonight and can confirm those sizeable teeth are (thankfully) fake, which i guess makes his vocals even more impressive. So anyway, I best start summing some of this up. Well, it was our 4th time on Oriana and it was a fantastic cruise once again. People always talk about the great atmosphere on Oriana and they are right. Personally, I put it down to the 'his and hers' bathroom cabinets and the increased marital harmony this results in. I think it just keeps the mystery in a relationship when a fella doesn't have to squeeze his shaving foam into just one tiny shared cabinet already bursting with your wife's cosmetic equivalent of smoke, mirrors and industrial strength trimming devices. Of course there's also a nice mix and layout of bars and restaurants on board, a purpose built cinema and a cracking theatre, but no, mostly it's the bathroom cabinets. She's showing her age now obviously (Oriana not Mandy!), but she's still a lovely ship and always seems to have an excellent crew onboard. The food in the restaurants has been excellent too. Mandy's dairy free meals have felt a little more restricted this cruise, but then that often depends on the experience and enthusiasm of the head waiter. But it's still a step up on dietary restricted dining shoreside, and Mand says her main courses in particular have been very good. As far as my own, strictly menu based, meals were concerned, and that of our friends Richard and Joyce, there was barely a course we didn't enjoy. They were not perfect by any means, and decent tasting mushrooms and roast potatoes continue to evade them, but overall it was pretty damn good I think. Entertainment wise, we always love the Headliners and these were possibly the best looking troupe we have had, as I struggled with my usual first night policy of mentally selecting the dancer I would most like in my lifeboat - not in sleazy way you understand, just in a 'in the event of global holocaust/future of human race depends on us' kind of way. But this troupe looked so good, and were so talented that even Jamie, one of the three male singers, entered my thinking at one stage. Seriously though, every Headliners show we saw was terrific, especially Reel to Reel (British movie soundtracks). Steve Larkin was equally entertaining and provided a fitting, but funny, tribute to Freddie Mercury. In terms of itinerary, it was really enjoyable. Having done a similar cruise 3 years ago, this time round we would ideally have liked to visit Geiranger as well as Flam for the first time. But we got to Flam, and met our two other objectives of going back to stunning Olden, and meeting our friends in Bergen, so we did well I think. We fully expect to be back again, so we'll see Gerainger another time I hope. In fact I would urge everyone to visit the Fjords at least once. Sure, it's unlikely to be bikini weather, and neither will you find offerings from the likes of Michelangelo or Leonardo (or any of the Mutant Ninja Turtles actually), but it's one of the most beautiful places on earth and it's just a day's sail away. If you can tear yourself away from cruising to places like the Med, as we eventually did, then you're in for a treat. And on that note, it's God Natt from me and it's God Natt from her. Cheers DTM
  3. 14 points
    This type of person will more than likely moan about anything and everything. If they don't realise that this procedure is for the good of the ship then they are just plain ignorant. It's probably the same people that don't think it's necessary to wash their hands after using the toilet. Imagine the moan they'd have if they were locked in their cabin for 3 days... in fact that's probably the best place for them
  4. 13 points
    Hi All Following a few posts that have been reported to us, we'd just like to reiterate that this forum is a friendly place for like-minded people to share cruise experiences. This is a community of people who care about cruising and we want to keep things friendly. Offensive and inappropriate comments are not permitted and this behaviour may result in a warning or removal. We are all the keepers of this community, so let's work together to keep the forum informative, fun, friendly and most of all a welcoming environment for all. Best regards
  5. 13 points
    Annieuk

    P&o Tirade

    I have met a few moaners onboard P&O ships but very few considering the number of passengers on the ship. Reading some of the cruise sites it would make you wonder if there were any happy cruisers. Look at P&O's Facebook page, it's absolutely full of moaners. I think it's an occupation for some people. We have never had occasion to moan. We were on a three week cruise on Azura last March, sailing around and then back to Southampton from the Caribbean. On the first night when it was open dining to allow passengers arriving on planes at different times we were sat on a table for 8. There was an older couple sat opposite us and the man suddenly said "Don't like Azura, she's much too big, don't like it at all!" His wife agreed. I wanted to ask, "Well what are you doing on a three week cruise on a ship you don't like?" Couldn't believe it. People just like moaning. Well we have our 13th cruise coming up with P&O and we love it - everything about it. For first time cruisers it must be difficult when they read about all these people saying how dreadful it is.
  6. 12 points
    KeithnRita

    To Tip Or Not?

    We miss the good 'ole days when you tipped for good service! Now these days tips are expected for bad and mediocre service.
  7. 12 points
    Victor

    Room 101

    All the ones already mentioned but the what I hate most are the people who treat and talk to the waiters and stewards as if they were second class slaves. I could hit the finger clickers who shout boy! Have seen it, heard it and told said people not to be so bad mannered and rude.
  8. 12 points
    sammy sun

    P&o Tirade

    I couldnt agree more with ron and jaczs on this. I've cruised a lot with P&O over the years and can honestly say have never had a bad cruise. I mentioned recently on this forum that the only time I was a little bit dissapointed was on board Ventura but that was nothing to do with P&O or by no means their fault, it was just my preferences of a mid-size ship. I constantly see people going on about how P&O are not the company they once were, well if we're being honest, it's a good job thier not because if they were they probably wouldnt exist anymore due to the huge rise in rivarly from other cruise lines. All they have done is do what they must in order to compete. Jaczs couldnt have said it better, people always want more but dont want to pay over the odds so when P&O provide more but still offer good value, they still moan. It seems for some people there is nothing to do but pick fault instead of seeing the positives. According to many they "may not be what they used to be" but for me they are still an excellent cruise company that retain a real British feel about them, provide great service, good food and above all memorable holidays for the right reasons. I once again agree with jaczs that they may not be perect and they may not get everything spot on but give them a break their hardly doing a bad job. The ships have all been refreshed recently and they are building the Britannia for 2015. That will mean that in their ranks they'll cater for lovers of superliners, mid-size and smaller ships, something I dont think another cruise line really comes close to doing. They are also one of the very few cruise lines that cater for both families and adult only preferences. Three ships in the fleet now operate solely for adults and the rest are family friendly plus I see a lot of people complaining about there being barely any opportunities for single passengers but thats another thing P&O do well with single cabins being introduced more and more. Personally I dont know what more they could be doing. People cant understand what they call "cuts in standards" well we're in an economy full of people having to make changes to their lives due to current climate so why do people assume companies such as P&O are immune to this. Considering the changes other cruise lines have been forced to make I'd say P&O have done a pretty good job of catering for their passengers needs.
  9. 11 points
    Forum Admin

    I'm on Duty this week

    It is with regret that we feel the need to intervene in this thread. Until now, we have taken a step back and watched how the conversation unfolded. The post was not deleted and will not be deleted as it is unfair to take down a thread supporting such a worthy cause for the sake of arguments unfolding. Nevertheless, it does need addressing. Please may we remind ALL Cruise Club Forum members that offensive, abusive and argumentative posts of this nature are frowned upon and will not be tolerated. We ask politely that this STOPS NOW. If this continues, further action will be taken. We would prefer this not to be the case and would very much appreciate members abiding by the rules and expectancies of this forum.
  10. 11 points
    KeithnRita

    Joke Of The Day

    Damn Autocorrect A man received a text from his neighbor, “I am so sorry Bill. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.” The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.
  11. 11 points
    Jaczs

    P&o Tirade

    P&O are stuck between a rock and a hard place passengers want the very best of everything but they don't want to pay a fortune, Passengers want more and more balconies more places to eat more bars more pools but then they moan when the ships get larger. I agree about the P&O Facebook page as yesterday it was the largest moan fest I had seen but it is no good saying I had an awful time moan about it but never say what the moan is about. P&O may not always get things right but at the prices they are charging at the moment they are flipping good value.
  12. 10 points
    ron

    Rudeness

    Why on earth do people have to be so rude to other posters just because they might not agree with what another person says,I was under the impression that we all had our own opinions and where free to express what we thought.!
  13. 10 points
    Guest

    Merry Christmas to all ...hope its a good one.

    I am all done...cakes all delivered, trees all settled in. Food orders placed. I am off today for a weekend with my daughter to our apartment near Wetherby, spending the day in Harrogate on saturday." Bettys" for afternoon tea. Pub for evening meal and sunday lunch before driving back home to get ready for a busy few days with family and friends.
  14. 10 points
    Popsicle

    I'm on Duty this week

    Richard,firstly well done for rising above the trolling, secondly well done for contributing to what it no doubt a truly valuable and honorable service. To the minority of members who feel it necessary to drag someone down, may I point you towards the 'EXIT' sign? As a member of the forum, and of the cruise club itself, I am deeply disappointed to see such personal slurs being aired on this thread. As many have said, there is a time and a place, and this forum is most certainly not the place. 132LK132 - Your comments have done nothing but come across as bitter and underhand, and to be quite frank made you look like an unsavoury character yourself. I suggest that if you have no positive input, or contribution to make that you take yourself somewhere else and leave this forum alone. You will not succeed in silencing our most valuable members who regardless of previous forum activity, bring a massive amount of information and help to this site. Enough is enough.
  15. 10 points
    What a great thread and in all honesty it does raise a few questions from the posts made. Firstly what are the dropped/lowered standards that people talk about? In the old days you had bunk beds in the lower cabins, shared bathrooms and toilets, now everybody has on suite. Entertainment is now far better than it ever was simply because the modern ships have the electronic wizardry and moving stages to make it possible. People mention about no 'Silver Service' any more but from what I read it becomes clear that some do not really know what 'Silver Service' is. Pro rata the cost of cruising now is far cheaper than it was 30 years ago. I think we all have to realise that our memories play tricks on us. We look back to the time when things weren't as good as they are now, when we didn't have what we have now, money wasn't as plentiful, the percentage of those owning their own home was lower, a time when we had National Service and many hated it but now look back on those days fondly. They are called 'The Good Old days', I suggest the same applies to cruising. Cruise lines are now having to appeal to a new audience to replace the older generation. Their expectations are different as is their ways of life and the cruise lines are catering to them, they have to so as to make profits and keep the shareholders happy. Have standards really dropped or have our expectations risen? As usual, just my opinion.
  16. 10 points
    The3amigos

    Smoking On Balconies

    Seems more and more lines are stopping smoking on balconies........ .....we smokers have already accepted extreme smoking restrictions over the years and have accepted that to smoke comfortably a more expensive balcony room needs to be booked and now they are restricting that also. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! Whilst I can appreciate non smokers requirements and have accepted restricted smoking on decks and internal facilities, and can also appreciate fire hazards from smokers, this really is cruise lines going too far in bending towards their non smoking customers. We smokers are paying the same price but already are discriminated and effectively enjoy fewer facilities because of our terrible habit. However, it is more than a habit for many, it is a need, and to stop us smoking OUTDOORS in our own personal expensive balcony space is going too far. Come on, smokers unite, the non smokers have complained and won, time to fight back and complain profusely ourselves. Ok we can accept some balcony restriction if you like, but why not just make balconies on one side of ship non smoking like on deck? There is a reasonable compromise to satisfy all customers if the cruise liners really wanted to satisfy all. ACT NOW to complain or we may find cruise liners eventually banning all smoking on board in which case I would have to stop my 3 cruises a year which I love. To be confined at sea after paying for private accommodation without being able to smoke may even be an infringement of my human rights, like prisoners! And please, don't be boring and post back that I should just quit, it's not easy, I don't want to and we've heard it all before. Let's just try and compromise to satisfy all.
  17. 10 points
    harley1

    how much did you pay???

    nothing annoys me more than getting on your cruise talking to some lovely passengers for them to suddenly turn round and ask you the most personal of questions 'how much did you pay?'! I dont ask them how much they earn in a year so why do you want to know how much i do! i paid what i paid and i was happy with it. im on holiday and want to enjoy it not be shoved down my throat that someone got it cheaper or got some more on board spend! I find this only to be the British passengers as the americans and other nationalities dont seem to care and they are just oin there for a good time! come on Brits your giving us a bad name!!!
  18. 10 points
    Pia

    Smoking On Balcony

    Well, I too paid for my balcony and In am heartily tired of this "no smoking on balconies" issue. There is a complete lack of tolerance nowadays. I personally detest the foul stink of beer and the loud corny karaoke evenings on ships but I tolerate them and do not rant nor let it "ruin" my cruise because we are all different and therefore entitled to enjoy ourselves in whatever way we choose. That goes for smokers too, I understand that those with GENUINE health issues must avoid smoke, but half of the folk complaining are either ex smokers with a holier than thou attitude or people who sadly just enjoy complaining. Smoking is bad for you but so is alcohol, over eating and obesity, and there is plenty of evidence of those habits on cruise ships. The fumes you inhale in port and from the funnel, not to mention in many ports of call, are just as injurious to health as second hand cigarette smoke, what next - face masks issued with every tour ticket? We smokers pay the same as non smokers. When we brave the cold winds on the Prom deck for a cigarette after dinner, the Antis then complain about the cold air coming through the doors as we open them. When we retreat to our balconies so that the non smokers can enjoy the lounges, bars and dance venues without our offensive presence, we are forced off them by these new rules. I even got reprimanded for using an e-cigarette on P&O, and they emit no smoke or smell at all, some passengers will always find something to complain about, which is a great shame and again smacks of a lack of tolerance towards fellow human beings. After 23 years of loyalty to P&O, Cunard and Silversea, I will sadly now leave it to the non smokers to keep the cruise lines afloat, and keep the happy memories of times when basic human tolerance made shared fun and adventures, whatever individuals' personal preferences were.
  19. 10 points
    ron

    Smoking On Balcony

    Could someone tell me how cigarette smoke gets into an adjoining cabin? when the balcony door is meant to be kept closed so the air-conditioning can work effectively. as for smoking on the starboard side promenade, when the ship is at sea is there not at least on average a 16knot breeze from the ships forward motion plus trillions of litres of air flowing past? everyone must have a very keen sense of smell,it's a wonder they don't complain about the ship's exhaust emission's at night, you should see what come's out of the exhaust funnel's.
  20. 9 points
    ron

    P&o Tirade

    Hi All, Having spent quite a time reading most topic's on the Forum, one thing has become quite apparent, The number of people who rant about P&O is this because they are the most popular ? or is it because it is run from Britain, typical of the British public so long as it is not British it must be better,people seem to have allsorts of regular complaint's about P&O but still use them!!! wonder why? sorry to go on a bit but it annoy's me to hear people knocking thing's from this country Ron
  21. 9 points
    I left my prosthetic leg behind once...I was hopping mad when I realised...
  22. 9 points
    dancefloordemon

    Early Saver Rip Off

    I can understand the fustration, but why on earth would anyone attend a passenger meeting just to ruin thier own holiday? Would you stand outside SCS and discuss the fact someone got a sofa cheaper than you, no. So why unnecessarly fustrate yourself whilst on board, sort it when youre home.
  23. 9 points
    Guest

    One Year On

    I happened to glance at my profile earlier and saw that it is just over a year since I joined this forum. That gave me the idea to ask a question of myself. What is it that i like personally about the Bolsover Cruise Club Forum. The answer as easy. I think it's about the members who generally are a most discerning group of cruisers, most with considerable knowledge of life in a cruising environment. I could of course add to that by saying that the majority also come across as not relying on the forum for their social existence. That is what makes it so much better: we pop in and out, have our say, and contribute just as much as we see fit. What's your take?
  24. 9 points
    Many cruise lines operate exactly the same pricing policy as P&O, Cunard for example are one of them as are Princess Cruises and many other lines under the Carnival umbrella. Royal Caribbean, Celebrity Cruises, Holland America, you name any cruise line, they all will operate a policy where a price is covered by complete terms and conditions. All cruise lines will surely reserve the right to reduce pricing closer to the time of a cruise otherwise if it isn't selling, the ships will sail with empty cabins meaning even more problems for the cruise lines. I don't think its a problem with P&O Cruises, more of an issue with the overall industry these days but you will not find a cruise line that will honour a price change every single time they offer a new onboard credit deal or any other incentive, otherwise they would be inundated with calls and refunding every passenger left right and centre. There's a lot of negative comments on the forum of late, such as money scams on board and a lot of criticising of cruise lines - often P&O but they're actually doing things in exactly the same way as many other cruise lines. I've sailed with many different cruise lines but still enjoy a P&O Cruise. We all enjoy what we enjoy. The forum should be more about helping each other with questions, chatting about what we like on board, favourite foods etc, dining rooms, ports but instead of late its been filled with negative topics. Let's all enjoy cruising rather than criticise it, it's a holiday after all!
  25. 9 points
    BabsOK

    I've Arrived - Under Pressure!

    Hello everyone, I'm BabsOK, long suffering wife of Solent Richard. He signed me up and gave me an avatar so I thought I'd take the hint (he doesn't always get his way, but mostly). We live on the south coast and watch the cruise ships sail past our apartment most nights, so it is not surprising that I have the cruise bug. We've cruised round the world in chunks (I can't cope with too long on board), and are beginning to run out of destinations! We've recently branched out to river cruising with Viking which I love. I am a true Cunarder, and love P & O too, but need to keep trying different lines to keep it interesting. As a result we have tried, Regent, Oceania, Celebrity, Saga, Thomson, RCI and Fred Olsen. Think that's all. I will visit the forum daily to see what you are up to, but won't be as prolific as Richard is the writing department - I try to limit my computer time. One member of the family with verbal diarrhoea is enough for any forum! Happy cruising y'all!
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